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i got a new laptop
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im still never going to recover from this
my moms boss sent her this as a christmas card
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sext: i take off my crocs
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our school was going on a trip to a haunted carnival, and all the rides had scary people popping out (like the ones at the bates motel.) lots of kids from peirce were helping running the rides and games. my friend casey was running this game where she was sitting on a really high deck and you had to try to get up to her, and if you got up to her you would win a prize.
everyone was thinking of different stategies to get up to her (like ladders, ramps, etc.) two boys and one girl thought of an idea to drive a go cart up a ramp to her. the ramp was too steep and half way up, the car flipped off the ramp and the kids went flying down to the ground and the go cart came flying down to them and crashed into their heads and killed them. the only one that was still alive was the girl, and she was so in shock, she just walked away. their heads were gushing blood all over the carnival, and everyone was freaking out and crying.
after they died, the fair had to close. casey’s only way of getting down from the high deck was to walk down the bloody ramp. she got soaked in the dead kids’ blood and had to go into the lake to wash it off. the lake slowly turned red, and she was crying.
then there was an “after party” and all I remember about that was that the food stand was really annoying and they tricked you into buying tons of food but then when you opened it, it was bite sized.
the floors of the place where the party was were kind of bloody because casey was walking around in it
My dog tree finally started to grow
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omg lil baby
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