June 2012
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May 2012
76 posts
queefjerkey:
sext: i take off my crocs
Watchilovedoges:
so I had this picture of Rusty and I thought it would be funny to have it slowly zoom in on his brown tooth until it was just black with really dramatic epic music over it. so I downloaded a slideshow app and well it had a few minor technical restrictions in the free version so this was the outcome.
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i had the weirdest, bloodiest, dream last night
our school was going on a trip to a haunted carnival, and all the rides had scary people popping out (like the ones at the bates motel.) lots of kids from peirce were helping running the rides and games. my friend casey was running this game where she was sitting on a really high deck and you had to try to get up to her, and if you got up to her you would win a prize. everyone was thinking of...
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Me: Did you know you can get your nipples removed?
11 year olds today: omg i luhv smokin pot omfg i get drunk off lyke my moms wine coolers lol sometimes i take an extra vitamin in the morning so i can get that high lol! on tumblr i reblog sex because unfff me and my boyfriend fuck almost twice a day. im a bad bitch lol one time my mom yelled at me because she said i cant be bringin boys up to my room so i said FUCK YOU lol i do what i want yolo!!
me when I was 11: omg did I forget to feed my neopet this morning
Being aborted is a choice
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*cute boy walks past*
me: no wait come back i love you
genuinelycornflakes:
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3rd grade
friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
me: what
friend: OH MAN
OH
OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.
gaymzee:
the wolf who cried boy
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that awkward moment when you type “breaking bad” but it auto corrects it to “breaking benjamin”
just kidding that never happens but wouldn’t it be funny if it did
breaking benjamin is amazing.
r3alm:
so do snakes have an anus or whats going on there
My Aerobics ClassOn My Way To
Wish me luck I have not been in the water since I was in my forties Also do not know any of the ladies in my group yet But can not Wait to get in the water and feel young again
Sigur & Ross is such a great band! Ross is so hot! Loved him in Friends!
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tertiusvonfluffenwelter:
FUN FACT of the DAY: BOOBYTRAP backwards spells PARTYBOOB
